After waiting 8 hours in the Hong Kong airport lounge, which translates to 6 xiu loong paus, 3 char siew paus, 2 fried kway teows, 1 porridge with yau cha kwai, 1 bowl of dan dan mien, 1 bowl of japanese ramen, 2 cups of soya bean, 2 cups of coffee, 3 cups of orange juice, 1 pina-colada, 2 cups of haagen daaz, 1 magazine, a lot of internet surfing, a nice 1 hour bath in the spa-like private bathroom, pangsai, korek hidung, cleaning out my ears with cotton buds provided by cathay, makin fren wit cleaner aunties (ya, everywhere i go i somehow demonstrate my talent for this)... I am FINALLY [expletive]-ing nearing boarding time. Urgahhhh. Its peanut butter jelly time, and I am goin home!

"Peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time"