A paradox is a dichotomy of states that contradict one another, that by intuition leads to an 'unresolvable' conclusion, and therefore cannot exist together. When you are traveling faster than the speed of light with the headlights on, or when you drown in the fountain of eternal life, are examples of paradoxes. Yet, paradoxes do exist. When you have to be cruel to be kind, is an example of two paradoxical states (i.e. mutually negating), that exists cojointly.

Examples of real paradoxes I've come across recently (you may have to examine the messages carefully to detect the paradox), are:

(Case A: Gym talk)
Singlet man: Wah! Friday still come to gym?
T-shirt man: Aiyah, nobody goes home on Friday wan, coastal highway so jam...

(Case B: Guy spanar-ing a girl)
Girl: Do you think its my fault?
Guy: It's not your fault la... all men are liars...(trust me..)

(Case C: The mamak case)
Me: *pffooostk* Boss, tolong lap meja!

Then there are more profound paradoxes that comes to me only in my 'prime' moments (i.e. when I'm showering).

Like when ten toes isn't enough to keep you steady.

Like when what you do to survive kills you.

Lalala.