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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: To all of you]]></title>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Jan 2010 03:37:00 +0800]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: haha]]></title>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:57:00 +0800]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: YP's Birthday]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Amid 1 + 0.5 CIRs, 2 outstanding assignments on International Business and a truckload of unwashed laundry, I&nbsp;managed to squeeze a&nbsp;half-day off to celebrate YP&#39;s birthday.</p><p>We left the office at around 1130 AM and proceeded to Seed, an organic cafe located in Nagore road. I know I have made countless references to this blog post describing YP&#39;s fetish for all things organic, but I will&nbsp;do it again (<a href="banzai-organic-food.html" target="_blank">link</a>).</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0016.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Salad more raw than The Great Kali vs. The Undertaker&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0019.JPG" border="0" width="425" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;It&#39;s called Vitamin King, which is, potato leaf blended with pineapple&quot;</em></p><p>I finished&nbsp;my pine nut pasta (which was also green) and used my own saliva to aid in the process of washing down Vitamin King. Feeling all vitamized, I rushed back to start preparing for&nbsp;the evening.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0067.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Flowers check&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0141.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Card check (see my marmoset holding his bamama)&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0159.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Dummy pressie check&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0117.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Real pressie&nbsp;check. Ok, it aint exactly the Eye of Thundera, but its all I can afford&quot;</em></p><p>We arrived at Mansion 32 early, so we walked around and took some pictures.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0186.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;A little inoki mushroom appeared behind me&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0180.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Cheesy smile,&nbsp;shifty interlocking&nbsp;fingers, and&nbsp;NOT wearing my necklace&quot;</em></p><p><em><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0192.JPG" border="0" width="428" height="640" /></em></p><p><em>&quot;With her 1970 put-one-leg-in-front-of-the-other&nbsp;pose&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0217.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;YP, forager of dead leaves, friend of nature, and hobbit&quot;</em></p><p>We got in slightly after 7. The stuff on the menu were very elaborately titled. It&#39;s like the chicken I ate&nbsp;has&nbsp;3&nbsp;PhDs and carries the title&nbsp;Yang Amat Berbahagia Tan Sri Datuk Dr. Prof.&nbsp;Ayam-Yang-Sudah-Mati, Hons, LLB, MBA, Ameritus. </p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0234.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;I&#39;ll have the Datuk Seri Paduka Tengku Besar Ikan-Salmon&quot;</em></p><p>The food was (in my opinion lah), ok only. The price? Well, I thought it was overpriced but <u>not</u> absurdly expensive (cheaper than The View @ EQ). </p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0246.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Nothing very funny about this pic.&quot;</em></p><p>I bought a slice of green-tea cake from Bread History and soon it was candle blowing time.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0247.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;She made a wish and blew out the candles&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0253.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Before attacking my blueberry cake&quot; </em></p><p>She opened her dummy present and was quite... speechless.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0259.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Wtf ...&quot;</em></p><p>I then sneaked out and un-dashingly re-emerged with her flowers and her real pressie (which was all the while stashed away in the trunk of my car, along with a monkey wrench and a dead racoon).&nbsp; The pagat, waiters and restaurant patrons were giving me wierd stares,&nbsp;and some were sniggering like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHUJYbrgAe0&amp;feature=related" target="_blank">Muttley</a>. Here she is wearing the necklace I bought her, finally. </p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0262.JPG" border="0" width="427" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;With the Eye of Thundera I now possess the power to defeat Mummra... but why does it smell like racoon?&quot;</em></p><p>The chain is really small and the rocks are even smaller.&nbsp;The salesperson that sold the necklace wore black gloves like those baddies in Aces Goes Places. He&nbsp;insisted that I buy their &#39;True Love&#39; collection (ooo... like LN&#39;s mic eating pose in the ATS poster). Those diamonds were smaller than my eye booger and when inspected through special magnifying lenses, reveal heart and arrow patterns arranged in concentric rings (much like a halo). Yes, that&#39;s pretty&nbsp;amazing from a scientific viewpoint, but the diamonds were smaller than a pinhead. Having to use the FA lab&#39;s SEM machine everytime you wished to see the heart patterns seemed a bit&nbsp;ridiculous to me. So I ended up buying the normal (cheaper) diamonds instead, and gave her two small t-shirts worth RM 7.90&nbsp;with hearts big enough everyone to see. Haha. With the money I saved from not buying those TL diamonds, I can put a down-payment for another car.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7085/DSC_0267.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;No the lamp did not set her hair on fire&quot;</em></p><p>I guess I will only be updating this blog again in&nbsp;Christmas. I have to get back to appeasing Huawei, the God of Altera, and pay homage to the M4K experts in ICD. Till then... be nice and merry.&nbsp;Ciao.</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Sep 2009 01:22:00 +0800]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: Sticky Cake]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I just finished my exams yesterday and it has been an insane semester. To (so-called) celebrate, YP and I decided to bake our very first cake together. Our mission was to successfully bake an apple cake for her mum and some of our colleagues. The cake turned out all wrong and I am writing to share how <u>NOT</u> to bake an apple cake.</p><p>1) Copy a dubious recipe&nbsp;from the internet.</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="upload_files/83/86/7003/DSC_0105.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p>2) Spend your precious afternoon peeling, chopping and grating apples instead&nbsp;of watching a good Hindi film on TV.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7003/DSC_00106.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p>3) Crush&nbsp;walnuts with bare hands.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7003/DSC_0028.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p>4) Mix eggs, honey and flour using your mum&#39;s old mixer.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7003/DSC_0023.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p>5) Fold in the grated apple and walnuts and&nbsp;get your&nbsp;fingers almost chopped off due to poor depth perception.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7003/DSC_00333.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p>6) Not trust your intuition that the batter appears unhealthily dark and evil.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7003/DSC_0058.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p>7) Make fun of your batter by imagining&nbsp;you&#39;re mining an asteroid and coming home to Liv Tyler and her animal crackers.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7003/DSC_0075.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p>8) Sprinkle the remaining walnuts over the top of the cake batter instead of letting your better half eat them.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7003/DSC_0077.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p>9) Bake for 45 minutes and sit opposite the oven on a plastic red stool staring through the oven window with a concerned expression wondering if your hopes and dreams will rise like a phoenix or sink like a certain US based MNC building built upon reclaimed land.</p><p>If you do all of the above in the exact prescribed sequence, you would have successfully baked something the swamp thing might fancy.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/7003/DSC_0155.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p>Mafulat!</p><p>ps: I&#39;m going to bring the cake to work tommorow to&nbsp;give it to the people I&nbsp;love.</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Aug 2009 00:37:00 +0800]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: Ode to Berry]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>The weekend we went to Ipoh was also the last weekend YP would keep her trusty old kancil. Named Berry for its giler maroon paint job, it was every ah beng&#39;s dream, and the apple of one little girl&#39;s heart.</p><p>Berry was kept in the most pristine of conditions, to the point that I would have to be cleaned and de-liced before entering lest my impure and sinful fingers sully its innards. </p><p>As with all things, old age, unfortunately, caught up with Berry. Riding on it was like riding on an Osim uGallop. Just a few weeks back, we sold Berry to someone who needed a&nbsp;small and inauspicious looking car (haha) to ferry illegal DVDs from Jelutong to SuperTanker. </p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6891/DSC_00602.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Oh Berry...&quot;</em></p><p>Now, YP is absolutely in love with the mini cooper, and if at all possible, she would sell her kidney (and mine) for one. However, YP&#39;s kidneys are much too clean for most end users, while mine are nearing or is at the threshold of expiry. So, we had to settle for something much less. We bought a light green Viva.</p><p>I can tell YP isn&#39;t crazy about the new car. She says the color&#39;s insipid (a.k.a. spiritless, lifeless, subdued... you get the idea) and would have very much preferred the stronger ultramarine (which me and her mum was not in favour). She says the tint was not dark enough despite my (again) earnest attempts at explaining that dark != protection. Among the other potential candidates were the MyVi, Kenari, Suria &amp; iTen. But we got the Viva for the most heartbreaking of reasons: practicality.</p><p>Since it was a Viva I suggested that we name it Vivian. I also thought of the name <em>Hempedu</em> by means of some weird mental association I have with the word insipid. In the end, she decided to name the car Riverine. Today, YP and her woodland creature friends gave Riverine a good wash (later, I am going to buy a tiny Ah Beng scorpion sticker to stick at the fuel cap...kekeke).</p><p>So here&#39;s saying goodbye to Berry. Though I didn&#39;t get a chance to sit in you much, thank you for keeping someone safe.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6891/DSC_0067.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Bye Berry&quot;</em></p>]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 May 2009 21:27:00 +0800]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: Restaurant Kao Lee]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>&#39;It&#39;s <em>meat meat meat</em>... just different size, different shape, different color...&#39; says YP&#39;s mum flatly (accompanied by circular hand signs). Her daughter however, regards otherwise. We went down for a half day trip to Ipoh last Saturday to satisfy her <em>&#39;thing&#39;</em> for these tiny blobs of sticky nourishment called Dim Sum.</p><p>The day started at 7 AM when I was awoken by YP&#39;s phone call. (I was supposed to have reached her house at 7 so I tried to sound very awake when I picked up the phone) (but failed). Washed up and jumped in my 10 sec car (4 sec *masuk gear*, 2 sec *eh sangkut*, another 4 sec *re-masuk*). Reached her place at 730. It was raining seals and dolphins that morning, but, berlandaskan kegigihan dan berjiwa rempit, we pulled through, arriving at Ipoh at 9 AM. </p><p>By this time, the tables of the infamous Fushan would undoubtedly be strewn with dim sum carcasses and pots of refilled-for-the-10th-time-chinese-tea, with wrinkly nippled pagoda singlet wearing cross-legged one-slipper-dangling uncles (Benson clipped in left hand and Kwong Wah Yit Poh on right... is the image complete?). So we went instead to Kao Lee (just 10 minutes away from the Ipoh Selatan exit).</p><p>What&nbsp;next, we ordered lo. First came the pot of chinese tea. Strong yet delicate, drinking this really makes you realize that those chinese tea that&#39;s served&nbsp;in economy rice stalls during them student days really sia sui.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6885/DSC_00135.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Relaxing by the window seat&quot;</em></p><p>Then, almost simultaneously, came the flurry of hakau, char siu pau, lobak kueh, fish maw soup, chee cheong fan... (dan lagi dan lagi).</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6885/DSC_0007.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Lobak Kueh&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6885/DSC_0027.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Chee Cheong Fun&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6885/DSC_0030.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Char Siu Pau&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6885/DSC_00321.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Dunno what&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6885/DSC_0037.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Loh Mai Kai&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6885/DSC_00291.JPG" border="0" width="425" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Fish maw soup&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6885/DSC_00253.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>The little wolverine (which she believes is a wolf despite my earnest attempts at convincing her that its a ferocious little animal the size of a rat with razor sharp claws native to New Zealand) pausing just long enough for a photo.</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6885/DSC_00282.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>This babi obviously couldn&#39;t pause long enough.</em></p><p>Why doesn&#39;t Penang serve good dim sum ha?</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 May 2009 00:29:00 +0800]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: Snarbering on CNY]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>My default&nbsp;CNY conversation has been:</p><blockquote><p>Other person:&nbsp;Eh,&nbsp;Happy New Year! Wah, never take leave ah? So hardworking? (<em>quick, say I&#39;m hardworking also</em>)</p><p>Me: &nbsp;Happy New Year! No la, where got hardworking? You also wat...</p><p>Other person: *syok sendiri*</p></blockquote><p>Today, my panties abit tight, so I tried to be anal.</p><blockquote><p>Other person:&nbsp;Eh,&nbsp;Happy New Year! Wah, never take leave ah? So hardworking? (<em>quick, say I&#39;m hardworking also</em>)</p><p>Me:&nbsp;&nbsp;U-huh.. *cucuks beverage dispenser* *<em>whirrrr</em>*</p><p>Other person: *muka tak syok*</p></blockquote><p>Yea, my CNY sucks. So sucky I&#39;ve been drowning my sorrow experimenting with food. Today, I created a new recipe over dinner. It&#39;s called black pepper capsicum herbed chicken. Wow - so long a name? Yea. we could call it &#39;poco rosso di rotini formagiatta con bacon-bitte della Toscana&#39; too if you want (go ahead, google it).</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="upload_files/83/86/6711/DSC_00362.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p>Here&#39;s the recipe. Don&#39;t ask me for measurements.&nbsp;Pros don&#39;t measure (stoic and square moled lips as I say this).</p><ol><li><p>Finely chop onion and garlic. Sautee over olive oil. Don&#39;t have to be virgin,&nbsp;unless you&#39;re into that sort of thing.</p></li><li><p>Throw in yellow and green capsicum (I never did eat capsicum but YP has since &#39;re-educated&#39; me. Mmm).</p></li><li><p>Dump in chicken breast. Left breast is more tender. Check out the&nbsp;fibrocystic breast tissue survey in Google Scholar.</p></li><li><p>Oh, did I mention that you need to marinade the chicken? Yea. Massage oyster sauce, sugar, black pepper and a dash of vinegar into the meat the night before. Please resist the temptation to lick your fingers.</p></li><li><p>Cook under <u><font color="#cc0033">MAXIMUM</font></u> fire. Must got steam come out from wok. There&#39;s nothing more pathetic than stir frying with low heat.</p></li><li><p>After all sides of chicken appear cooked, rinse&nbsp;the bekas containing the&nbsp;marinade with a little bit of water and pour it into the wok. Lower heat and&nbsp;cover. </p></li><li><p>Go fiddle with your cat/dog/leftover right-breasted chicken for 3 minutes.</p></li><li><p>Close fire. Serve.</p></li></ol><p>There are two curses to noob cooks. The first is over-estimating the amount of ingredients you need, and ending up with&nbsp;a wok more crowded than Sunshine Market on CNY&#39;s eve. The second is the paranoia of super-cooking meat because if you should (crom forbid), bite into&nbsp;any <em>raw</em> part,&nbsp;you&#39;ll get infected with the T-virus and turn into a Resident Evil zombie. See, the one tip I want to share about cooking chicken, is that you don&#39;t have to cook it all the way. Chicken has the &#39;ability&#39; to continue cooking itself even after you remove it from the fire. So really, you shouldn&#39;t have to&nbsp;cook it&nbsp;till it&#39;s&nbsp;rock hard. But do use your own judgment la&nbsp;(yea, I learned this from the same place I learnt the word <em>snarbering</em>).</p><p>&nbsp;(And if you do turn into a Resident Evil zombie, sorry lo).</p>]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: Sukuchi]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>A paradox is a dichotomy of states that contradict one another, that by intuition leads to an &#39;unresolvable&#39; conclusion, and therefore cannot exist together. When you are traveling faster than the speed of light with the headlights on, or when you drown in the fountain of eternal life, are examples of paradoxes. Yet, paradoxes do exist. When you have to be cruel to be kind, is an example of two paradoxical states (i.e. mutually negating), that exists cojointly. </p><p>Examples of real paradoxes I&#39;ve come across recently (you may have to examine the messages carefully to detect the paradox), are:</p><blockquote><p><strong>(Case A: Gym talk)</strong><br />Singlet man: Wah! Friday still come to gym?<br />T-shirt man: Aiyah, <em>nobody</em> goes home on Friday wan, coastal highway so jam...</p><p><strong>(Case B: Guy spanar-ing a girl)</strong><br />Girl: Do you think its my fault?<br />Guy: It&#39;s not your fault la... all men are <em>liars</em>...(trust me..)</p><p><strong>(Case C: The mamak case)</strong><br />Me: *pffooostk* <em>Boss</em>, tolong <em>lap </em>meja!</p></blockquote><p>Then there are more profound paradoxes that comes to me only in my &#39;prime&#39; moments (i.e. when I&#39;m showering). </p><p>Like when ten toes isn&#39;t enough to keep you steady.</p><p>Like when what you do to survive kills you.</p><p>Lalala.</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:12:00 +0800]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: Sitiawan Wedding]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Photos are coming rii-iight up!</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6586/mark.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p>(No prize for guessing who our lovable friend in this photo is)</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:09:00 +0800]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: Serang Hendap]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><em>&quot;Not amused...&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6571/DSC_00301.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p>(Venue: Starview Restaurant, Penang)</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:54:00 +0800]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: Steamed Banana Cake]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I decided to try my hand at making a birthday cake for YP this year. As I don&#39;t have an oven, I opted for a steamed version. Yes, you <u>can</u> prove the critics wrong! You <u>can</u> achieve financial freedom! You <u>can</u> make a cake without an oven!</p><p>Being a hardcore engineer, I&#39;m applying a structural thinking approach and will introduce the&nbsp;ingredients and the accessories separately.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6425/DSC_0337.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;The ingredients.&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6425/DSC_0319.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;The accessories.&quot;</em></p><p>The first thing you want to do is to sift in 1/4 teaspoon of baking soda and 1/8 teaspoon of bicarbonate soda into 300g of self raising flour. The sifting process takes about half hour and requires a lot of patience. Put on some pimp music and imagine the powder&#39;s something more than it actually is.</p><p><em><img src="upload_files/83/86/6425/DSC_0346.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></em></p><p><em>&quot;Sieve the flour (300g) in with the baking powder and bicarb soda.&quot;</em></p><p>Once you&#39;re done with the flour, set it aside, take out the mixer bowl, dump in 4 eggs and 200g of sugar. Mix it till it froths (or as the aunties say, &quot;ribbon stage&quot;).</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6425/DSC_03691.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;4 eggs + 200g castor sugar.&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6425/DSC_0375.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Mutilate the unborn chicks with sugar.&quot;</em></p><p>While, the eggs and sugar are rocking each other&#39;s world, mash 400g of bananas. Yes, use your hands, go crazy. When done, combine it into the egg-sugar mix.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6425/Cake.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="375" /></p><p><em>&quot;This is how you train kungfu my charming friends.&quot;</em></p><p><br />Now, gently pour in the flour + 150g of corn oil. At this stage, the mix will suddenly develop a high level of viscousity and the mixer will ter-sekat sekat. Just add more power. WHRRRRRR - DUKCHI DUKCHI DUKCHI!!! </p><p>While it&#39;s mixing, take out the cake pan and grease it, and then lightly dust it with flour. Turn the cake pan over and tap the base to remove excess flour.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6425/DSC_0380.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Add in flour mix and leave to mix. Grease pan with margerine.&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6425/DSC_0389.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;While dough is mixing dust cake pan with flour. Multi-task! Show your multi-core multi-thread processing power!&quot;</em></p><p>Pour dough into cake pan. Remember to tap the base to remove air bubbles. Steam it in a wok for 30 mins or until inserted toothpick comes out clean. It will smell great, but resist the temptation to open the wok! Go do something else like play dota. (Just remember to come back in 30 minutes or else your cake will gg liao.)</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6425/DSC_0391.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;I also took the opportunity to give myself a facial steam treatment to unclog my pores.&quot;</em></p><p>Half hour later...</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6425/DSC_0401.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Holy hiroshima!&quot;</em></p><p>Nothing a little engineering ingenuity can&#39;t fix... (now note this&nbsp;difference between a professional and a noobie).</p><p><em><img src="upload_files/83/86/6425/DSC_0270.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></em></p><p><em>&quot;Trim off ugly top for quick fix...hehe.&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6425/DSC_0293.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Looks better when turned over. Good work and good game!&quot;</em></p><p>Now what? Clean up the mess lor!</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6425/DSC_0400.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Work work.&quot;</em></p><p>Overall statistics:</p><ul><li>Cost: ~ RM 50 (inclusive of some accessories)</li><li>Total time elapsed: 2 hrs</li><li>Results: Sucky looking but ok tasting. Have to ask YP la...</li></ul><p>Addendum: Special thanks to Jia Yee for all her advice and lending me her alat <em>mengebek</em>. Also thanks to my mum who made so many cakes throughout my childhood of which I never truly appreciated. Now I know how much work and aspiration goes into each cake. Sorry ma.</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:38:00 +0800]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: Mai Long Song Chai]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Did you know that the name Phuket originated from the Malay word &#39;Bukit&#39; which means hill, as this is what the island appears to be like from a distance? Yes, I found this out through Wiki. Whoever said Phuket was cheap was dead wrong. Every meal costs up to RM 60 and every tuk tuk or taxi ride costs up to RM 20. In short, it is tourist hell.</p><p>We stayed in Patong beach for the whole week, and I am damn broke now. </p><p>On the first day, we walked around Patong and we were given a warm mata lazer welcome&nbsp;by a local.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_00442.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Siamese cat says&nbsp;wadup&quot;</em></p><p>Lotuses abound in Thailand, and this was taken off a sidewalk.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_00611.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p>In Thailand, mat sallehs are known as &#39;Pharangs&#39;, and it means roughly the same as &#39;Gwailo&#39;. Almost every single, male gwailo is accompanied by a local &#39;escort&#39;, which so far all happens to be butt ugly (every single, male Chinese meanwhile is busy bargaining with the Tuk Tuk operators for lower price).</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_00641.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p>Patong is the busiest, most touristy location in all of Phuket. The stuff here is DAMP expensive. The beach is so so but the sand is (still) quite clean lah.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_00961.JPG" border="0" width="427" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Sunset at Patong Beach.&quot;</em></p><p>On day 2, we visited the zoo. We did that because it was RAINING @#$.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_03521.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Come stroke my LDA.&quot;</em></p><p>The zoo was quite pathetic la. The condition was pretty run down and it was sad seeing the animals in those filthy cages. </p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_02501.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Statuate at the zoo appears to be crying.&quot;</em></p><p>One redeeming feature however is&nbsp;its orchid garden.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_02971.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Atchoo.&quot;</em></p><p>In the evening, we visited Promthep Cape. This is probably the most beautiful place we&#39;ve seen in all of Asia, rivalling the likes of Californian coastlines. Promthep Cape by the way is the southern-most tip of Phuket. It starts with a trek down the hills.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_0406.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="333" /></p><p><em>&quot;At the entrance to the cape.&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_04251.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Three monks meditating, the one on the right was listening to ipod.&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_04312.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Trek trek startrek.&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_0438.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Boleh lawan mut.&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_04592.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Bulan pun sudah kelihatan...&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_04821.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Matahari mula set...&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_04421.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Hampir ke penghujung&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_0515.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Lambuung&quot;</em></p><p>On the third day, we went to Phi Phi island. </p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_05301.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;While waiting for the boat to arrive&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_06441.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Sampan.&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6264/DSC_0649.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Karam beb!! Karam!!&quot;</em></p><p>On day 4 and 5, we went shopping until my feet hancur berkecai.</p><p>That in a nutshell, was our vacation to @#$ Phuket. I&#39;ll try to write a more comprehensive review/travelogue/guide for future explorers of the Land of Pimp (hendrix joke),&nbsp;when I have the time (I still have lots more pictures of orchids and&nbsp;land/urban scapes to share anyway)&nbsp;.</p><p>Other than Promthep Cape (and the fresh cut mango, fresh mango juice, mango sticky rice, and more mamamamango....) we both agree that for this vacation, boleh laambuung!!</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:11:00 +0800]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: 2nd Anniversary Master Exploder]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>With so much happening in the past few months, we&#39;ve been very hard pressed for time to the point&nbsp;of sacrificing sleep just to keep up.&nbsp;As such, I&#39;m glad we&nbsp;managed to find time to plan for and celebrate our 2nd anniversary over the weekend.</p><p>Last year, we celebrated our anniversary&nbsp;with a Japanese Buffet in&nbsp;Kampachi. Keeping in line with tradition, we went to another hotel buffet this year - The Spice Market in Rasa Sayang&nbsp;Ferringhi (i don&#39;t care next year we&#39;re going to McDonalds).</p><p>Firstly,&nbsp;because&nbsp;they don&#39;t deliver flowers on Sunday, I got her a bouquet of mushroom. (serious wan ... -_-, see below)</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6037/DSC_02281.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;With Mavis the Poisonus Mushroom&quot; (curled lips imitated on purpose)</em></p><p>The beach in Shangri-la Rasa Sayang is not so owning like Golden Sands (the latter is whiter and cleaner -&nbsp;perhaps it has staff employed to comb and aerate the sand from time to time). But the poolside garden of the former is definitely more relaxing and offers more privacy.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6037/DSC_0244.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="373" /></p><p><em>&quot;Fallen flower buds on rattan recliner, hotel poolside garden&quot;.</em></p><p>As we reached early... we had some time to kill before dinner. Apa lagi? Jalan jalan tepi pantai lo...</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6037/DSC_03021.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Mother hen&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6037/DSC_03141.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Our footprints, mine on the right&quot;</em></p><p>The Spice Market boasts a reasonable selection of food - ranging from Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Western and Lain Lain (lain-lain is a convenient way for me to classify food I know not of). Not really the widest selection ever, yet whatever served was prepared well. For me, it gets extra points for the ambience. I noticed that the average dress code for (Mal)Asians were polo tees and long pants, while the foreigners (whites in particular) saunters in with t-shirts and slippers bought off the Ferringhi pasar malam. One day I must go back dressed like that and talk loud loud...</p><p><em>&quot;Ha? Hami Seefood Thermopol? Limpek Ang Moh Bo Ho!&quot; (smacks chest protudes lower lip)</em></p><p>Anyway, we ate until master exploder.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6037/DSC_03641.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Custom made crepe with berries-apples-raisins&quot;</em></p><p>We proceeded to the lobby to buka hadiah. While waiting for her to master exploder in the toilet (no la just joking), I took pictures of the sunflowers they put on the coffee tables. The way&nbsp;it catches the light made it a perfect photo subject -&nbsp;I took so many shots of it&nbsp;from so many angles people might be wondering if this was a crime scene. </p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6037/DSC_03711.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Tepi&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6037/DSC_03861.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Atas&quot;</em></p><p>And this is what err I mean who I bought for her.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/6037/DSC_0396.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Vernon the Bear&quot;</em></p><p>- The End - *burp*</p>]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: Rainy CNY 2008]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Like last year, I came home for CNY armed with my DSLR hoping to indulge in some photography which I find little time for otherwise, what with the sheer enormity of workload I have been putting up with these days (boo hoo i miss dota).</p><p>Today, I took a walk in the evening, after the rain, a setting very similar to <a href="nature-walk.html" target="_blank">last CNY</a>, only to&nbsp;find that I&#39;ve lost my &#39;eye&#39; for shots considerably. </p><p>Compared to before,&nbsp;I am more prone to dismiss shots even before putting them on frame. Perhaps its self-imposed censorship due to the familiarity of owning the same DSLR for over a year without any upgrades (hence less adventurous in experimenting a.k.a. jaded-ness), or perhaps I&#39;ve&nbsp;lost some of it, or maybe it&#39;s just no mood? </p><p>Anyway, I took a really really&nbsp;big walk this evening and all I took were mostly plant close-ups bordering on abstracts. </p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5713/DSC_00181.JPG" border="0" width="441" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Hibiscus bud&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5713/DSC_00251.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Hibiscus bud, again&quot;</em></p><p>&nbsp;<img src="upload_files/83/86/5713/DSC_00741.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Bunga melor, I think...&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5713/DSC_00612.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><em><p><em>&quot;Some teratai abstract...&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5713/DSC_0102.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="333" /></p><p><em>&quot;Surf&#39;s up! </em></p><p><em>(Personally, I like this last photo the best because I&#39;m proud that I still managed to &#39;see&#39; this shape amid a mess of lidah biawak. Like I said, it&#39;s harder for me to &#39;see pattern&#39; these days...)&quot;</em></p></em>]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: Landlord / Sullen Little Animal]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>They say if you buy a house, and you find oil in your yard, that oil belongs to you. I did not find oil (I stay in apartment leh), but I did find a bird. </p><p>Yes, a bird hijacked my clothes line and made itself a nest. Impudent little bugger. Summore made the hole facing me. Occupy my space summore never pay rent. Mcb.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5656/DSC_00592.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="334" /></p><p>Because of this little green bird, I haven&#39;t been able to wash my bed linen and blanket for a month now. It will probably continue until this bird <em>beranak-pinak</em> all. So I can foresee worst case - half a year.</p><p>Should&#39;ve removed the bird nest early on, but now the nest all complete already I tak sampai hati.</p><p>While I watch TV, this sullen little animal watches me. Insolent...</p><p>I&nbsp;wonder if&nbsp;bird is good for fengshui.</p>]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: Trip to Lumut]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Over the weekend, I joined in on yp&#39;s department&#39;s teambuilding outing at <a href="http://www.damailaut.com/" target="_blank">Swiss-Garden Resort &amp; Spa Damai Laut</a>, Lumut.</p><p>Mouthful huh? Say it again - Swiss-Garden Resort &amp; Spa Damai Laut, Swiss-Garden Resort &amp; Spa Damai Laut, Swiss-Garden Resort &amp; Spa Damai Laut, Keng Dou Nin Jim Nun Jum Pei Pa Kao!</p><p>While the department was busy building&nbsp;teams, I walked up the beach looking for photos (and seashells).&nbsp;It has been just too long since I really, took, photos. To my dismay, I could explore&nbsp;no more than&nbsp;50 meters from where I started before being met by a big, unfriendly slab of&nbsp;rock. So, instead of taking a lot of photos on different subjects, I took a lot of different photos on the same subject.&nbsp;The primary theme of the evening was to try out different&nbsp;white balance settings, while the secondary theme was to experiment with&nbsp;different ways&nbsp;(ISO-Shutter-Aperture) to achieve the same exposure.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5628/DSC_0046.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" />&nbsp;</p><p><em>(Auto white balance, ISO 400, F16, 1/250)</em>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="upload_files/83/86/5628/DSC_00491.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>(Auto white balance, ISO 400, F16, 1/125)</em>&nbsp;</p><p>I like Manual Mode&nbsp;because you don&#39;t have to worry about exposure compensation or waramashit. But I only use Manual Mode when I&#39;m shooting landscapes because, unlike people,&nbsp;landscapes won&#39;t shout at me if I blotch up the photos. Buthen, I&nbsp;can&#39;t get landscapes to smile for me.</p><p>Here&#39;s some with cloudy white balance, and the subtle differences in the color&nbsp;are due to timing (<u>when</u> I took the photographs), positioning (<u>where</u> I stood), and of course, the exposure settings.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5628/DSC_0137.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>(Cloudy white balance, ISO 400, F16, 1/60 - closest to dusk)</em>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5628/DSC_00801.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>(Cloudy white balance, ISO 400, F16, 1/60)</em>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5628/DSC_0101.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>(Cloudy white balance, ISO 400, F13, 1/60)</em>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5628/DSC_01223.JPG" border="0" width="427" height="640" />&nbsp;</p><p><em>(Cloudy white balance, ISO 400, F14, 1/60, with waves lapping at my thighs)</em>&nbsp;</p><p>Because of a serious lack of beach, I got bored eventually. I shot this last one to capture the so-called sunset&nbsp;and then&nbsp;ran&nbsp;off to play beach soccer!</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5628/DSC_0064.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="333" /></p><p><em>(Cloudy white balance, ISO 400, F16, 1/125)</em>&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:13:00 +0800]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: How I spend-ed my Christmas]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Selamat sejahtera semua. First, let me start off by informing that Malaysia lost to China in the <font color="#000000">WCG 2007 Dota Final, and as a result I got 125 unread emails with the title &quot;[dota]Hohoho.....Merry Xmas&quot;.&nbsp;In that thread,&nbsp;I was reading&nbsp;about betapa owning-nya&nbsp;the Cina bristleback is,&nbsp;when suddenly ter-selitnya&nbsp;satu&nbsp;emel with a picture of neket minibeh (hia hia hia). The point is, if I had came to work on Monday, I wouldn&#39;t have been&nbsp;busy to my eyeballs today&nbsp;and&nbsp;justeru 125++ emails would not be clogging up my inbox&nbsp;:p.</font></p><p>Yea, I did not come to work on Monday because I spent Christmas (+ Eve)&nbsp;at home (in Penang la) just chilaxing &#39;yo (trying to sound cool like crom). Here&#39;s a photo of the Christmas tree. This tree my mother bought at chee cheong kai more than 15 years ago and I brought it all the way from Subang to Penang last month :p.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5577/DSC_0052.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;The bling is back.&quot;</em></p><p>The presents underneath the tree belong to yp and myself. The one with the simple wrapping (the fugly red one) is mine (mine meaning mine to give away), and the others are hers.&nbsp;She even made a card for me (hung on the tree, see below) while the only card with my present is probably the price tag which I forgot to remove&nbsp;:p.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5577/DSC_0065.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;I see dead leaves...&quot;</em></p><p>T&#39;was Christmas eve morning. We woke up early(er than usual) to make pancakes. I did the pancakes, she did the apple compote (apple + honey + raisins). </p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5577/DSC_0084.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Krakatoa!!&quot;</em></p><p>Then we watched our first movie which was Full Monty on SMV (Ch 413).&nbsp;It is basically about a bunch of banglas who form a male striptease act for money.&nbsp;The film also touches on serious subjects such as unemployment, fathers&#39; rights, depression and attempted suicide - but you know I did not write that serious subjects shit (it was from wikipedia).</p><p>For lunch, yp cooked a most delicious pasta (comprised of honey&nbsp;sesame chicken, steamed asparagus and farfalle in pesto/garlic/onion/mushroom/cherry-tomato sauce). Food presentation below courtesy of yp, of course.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5577/DSC_01351.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Nyam Nyam&quot;</em></p><p>It was my turn to cook for dinner. I made some chicken stew, steamed tou miao and brocolli but food presentation was totally neglected so it looked like something out of the CSI autopsy table. While waiting for dinner, she (for the one millionth time -&nbsp;as usual), did yoga.</p><p>After dinner we had some cake which&nbsp;we bought the night before at EQ for half price (after 9 pm cakes go for half price...&nbsp;did you&nbsp;know?). </p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5577/DSC_01921.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Orange something&quot;</em></p><p>And then we watched sickening Lucy Pevensie in Chronicles of Narnia on SMV (Ch 413) before retiring on Christmas Eve.</p><p>zzz...&nbsp;</p><p>Ding ding ding! It&#39;s Christmas morn! The first thing we did was unwrap our presents!</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5577/DSC_02451.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Help! I&#39;ve fallen into a sock!&quot; (lame)</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5577/DSC_0258.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;My card...&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5577/DSC_02662.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;You better be what I want you to be or else...&quot;</em></p><p>Then, again, we had pancakes for breakfast. This time, we tried our hand to modify the genetic properties of the pancake by infusing butter, raisins, honey bla bla into the batter. The result is some roti canai looking thing which we wolfed down with fresh apple cubes.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5577/DSC_0280.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;Kurang minyak satu...&quot;</em>&nbsp;</p><p>For lunch she cooked pasta again, this time purely vegetarian&nbsp;for I had used up all the meat in my chicken stew the night before (yes, stewpit man am I... stewpit man). </p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5577/DSC_0314.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;I ate&nbsp;TOFU with&nbsp;my pasta man... how much more <a href="index.php?c=232&amp;uid=86&amp;pg=10">organic</a> can I be?&quot;</em>&nbsp;</p><p>While waiting for lunch, I caught&nbsp;a Shrek x&#39;mas special on TV.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5577/DSC_0301.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="332" /></p><p><em>&quot;...&quot;</em>&nbsp;</p><p>And finally, on lazy Christmas afternoon, we watched our third movie - Secret (that Jay Chou wan la). I missed the first half because&nbsp;I was cleaning the kitchen.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5577/DSC_0317.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="333" /></p><p><em>&quot;I wish my ogre claus yang kacak will finish cleaning soon and join me...&quot;</em>&nbsp;</p><p>Hahaha ok ok rilek about the Ogre claus thing. I was just trying to talk like <a href="http://popo.textmalaysia.com/">popo</a> (congrats btw!).&nbsp;In the evening, we went to Gurney. I bought a cake for my team mates, we had dinner in sushi king, we did some light shopping, and Christmas my friends, was over! </p><p>Ogre voice: Work work.</p>]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: Hash Papi]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>The Hari Raya weekend&nbsp;was a good and much&nbsp;deserved holiday after a hectic few months of work for all of us. <a href="http://kluangstation.textmalaysia.com/" target="_blank">KluangStation</a> whiled (is still whiling) his time away in Kluang, <a href="http://lionel.textmalaysia.com/" target="_blank">Lionel</a> and Dan&nbsp;tried making&nbsp;penkeks, <a href="http://mycookingdiary.textmalaysia.com/" target="_blank">MyCookingDiary</a> is amok with recipes, <a href="http://www.the-fanatic.com/" target="_blank">TheFanatic</a>&nbsp;went through a&nbsp;gila-babi-owning facelift, and myself? Me and my gf babysitted a dog!</p><p>Yea, the owners left for Ipoh and left this 20 kg whitecut bekside of a dog with us! It is a basset hound (which is just slightly different from a beagle - the Hush Puppy mascot). My gf&#39;s sister rattled&nbsp;a hush puppy shoebox in front of the dog hoping perhaps to elicit some sort of elated reaction from him upon finding out how famous he is.</p><p>When we brought Lucas (the dog) for walks, aunties stare at him and whispers to their&nbsp;children/other auntie friends&nbsp;&quot;Hash Papi Hash Papi&quot;. Lucas is an incredibly stiupet but comel dog. When he comes into contact with other dogs, despite their aggresive barks and dangerously menacing stance, Lucas would still go on and try to smell their ... poopoo? And he only has one expression on his face - comel-blur.</p><p>He is also super manja. He doesn&#39;t eat dog food&nbsp;but prefers human food (potato bread, pizza crusts, apples, bananas). He&nbsp;won&#39;t eat it if you threw it in front of him, instead, he wants&nbsp;to chew it&nbsp;off your hand (he bit me by the way). His favourite&nbsp;toy, incredibly, is also a type of food - which is pork feet. He had one which he put in his mouth like a tennis ball and walked around with that whole disgusting thing in his mouth. My gf threw it away because it was covered with ants. Lucas was so sad, and my gf still feels guilty for it.</p><p>Anyway, here are some shots.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5344/DSC_0018.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;His white-cut-bekside.&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5344/DSC_0028.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Pulling back the folds of his neck reveals a younger more radiant Lucas. Our Prime Minister should try that too.&quot;</em></p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5344/DSC_0023.JPG" border="0" width="426" height="640" /></p><p><em>&quot;Smelly manja-poo! (imagine him walking around with the pork feet in his mouth)&quot;</em></p>]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: Nafira and the Golden Gate Bridge]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Last last Saturday, Nafira, characterization director, brought us out on his version of a local tour of San Francisco. We found out that he arrived in the US in '87, attended high school in the quaint town of Pacifica (a seaside city off San Fran), and we also learned a new term called 'flick the finger' from him (hehe).</p><p>First, he brought us to the&nbsp;<a href="http://www.cliffhouse.com/" target="_blank">Cliff House</a>, a structure that stands lonely and defiant against a vast Pacific seascape. Looking at the old black and white photographs, feelings both eerie and alluring surface. Here's one, taken in the 19th century(!)</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5221/150067015161.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><em>&quot;Looks like some Scooby Doo mansion&quot;</em><br /></p><p>Anyway, it is now preserved as part of the Golden Gate National Recreation Area. I didn't take any pictures of the Cliff House because the sun was too bright, but I took this picture of the sea coast just some feet away from the patio.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5221/DSC_00551.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><em>&quot;Present day - surfers in the sea&quot;</em></p><p>Next, Nafira brought us to at least 3 vista points to view the Golden Gate Bridge. At one of these vista points, a sample of the suspension wires used to hold the bridge in place was displayed - and damn those are thick suspenders!</p><p>Vista point 1 - at lowest elevation.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5221/DSC_0097.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Vista point 2 - at highest elevation, taken nearing dusk. You can see that&nbsp;the moon is up.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5221/DSC_0134_done.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Vista point 3 - at middle elevation, taken at twilight.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5221/DSC_0167.jpg" border="0" /></p><p align="justify">At about 8 PM, we went for dinner near JapanTown in San Francisco. Ironically, we had not Japanese but instead Hakka food.</p><p align="justify">Finally, we went for dessert at Ghirardelli. After tasting it's ice cream dessert, I finally @#$%-ing understand why Ghirardelli is so famous. You can see Chong Keat and Nafira coming out of the shop.</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5221/DSC_0195_done.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>*Lick lick yummy*</p>]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[batumaung: Tik Tok Tik Tok]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>After waiting 8 hours in the Hong Kong&nbsp;airport lounge, which translates to 6 xiu loong paus, 3 char siew paus, 2 fried kway teows, 1 porridge with yau cha kwai, 1 bowl of dan dan mien, 1 bowl of japanese ramen, 2 cups of soya bean, 2 cups of coffee, 3 cups of orange juice, 1 pina-colada, 2 cups of haagen daaz, 1 magazine, a lot of internet surfing, a nice 1 hour bath in the spa-like private bathroom, pangsai, korek hidung, cleaning out my ears with cotton&nbsp;buds provided by cathay, makin fren wit cleaner aunties (ya, everywhere i go&nbsp;i somehow demonstrate my talent for this)... I am FINALLY [expletive]-ing nearing boarding time. Urgahhhh. Its peanut butter jelly time, and I am goin home!</p><p><img src="upload_files/83/86/5203/pbjt.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;Peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time&quot;</p>]]></description>
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